Monday was one of the strangest days of my life. It was disaster after disaster. I’ll sum up:
- The dishwasher ruined my favorite travel mug
- My daughter’s snow globe broke on the kitchen floor
- I fell and hurt my knee…on a broken tile on the kitchen floor
- My daughter broke my glasses. I found out when she brought them to me in the kitchen and they were bent and missing a lens
- I started a minor kitchen fire (Don’t try to wipe up spilled milk from around a hot burner using a paper towel)
My kitchen is cursed. I need a new kitchen. I NEED a new kitchen!
That is all.